Immigrant Parents, Amsterdam Weed, Credit Cards & Impressing Women – Stand-Up Classics

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Godfrey describes growing up with immigrant parents, Patton Oswalt recalls a trip to Amsterdam, Retta talks about battling for the check at dinner, and Kevin Hart shares some of his insecurities about women.

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Gaelle X says:

Godfrey been fine his whole life!

Emma - wir uns kennenlernen says:

1:53 unerhรถrt

nrok113 says:

I'm just now realizing that Retta was not put to nearly her full potential on Parks and Rec

Kendoro Deljo says:

I went to Amsterdam in 2019 and tried their weed. I do believe that 20 or so years ago that Amsterdam had some of the best weed on the planet, but nowadays that title goes to the west coast of North America.

For starters, spliffs (joints rolled with tobacco) are the norm, and a preroll was 14 EUR. And like, maybe I'm biased cause I'm a daily smoker from Seattle but it was not that strong compared to our stuff which you can get for as low as a $1 preroll. I'd love to see a Dutch stoner come to the west coast and try our stuff to see how they'd handle it lol.

grindcoremaniac says:

Man, Retta's bit here hits just a bit too close to home.

george so___s says:

Is Amsterdam still selling pot to foreigners? bcs i heard they dont sell to tourists anymore…
so before you pack any bags better find out.

Robert Richardson says:

Because of Patton, the first time I went to the Dam I requested the white widow. I had considered myself a professional pothead in high school but hadn't smoked in a year or so because I was in the army stationed in Germany. My gf and I waited till we were done exploring and sightseeing for the day and were in our hotel room. I think I got about 3 good hits before I was instantly higher than I had ever been then almost immediately asleep. Good times๐Ÿฅด!

cobyveron says:

Not everywhere is hot lol…stereotypes

HYPER O says:

Man Kevin really hit that HGH hard

suzawilo says:

Yeah, apparently Kevin Hart was never funny ๐Ÿ˜

suzawilo says:

Of course that dwarf Patton Oswald is an idiotic pothead ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜’

Austin Hansen says:

Zimbabwe awwawa lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Zara Amor says:

Godfrey. Has always been hilarious. I like the dad stories especially.

Bridget Barton says:

Awesome ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–โ™ฅ๏ธโค๏ธ

NARING BIRING BANGLA says:

Fande poriya boga kande re.#naringbiringbangla

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